“Sheila’s Toe”
(lyrics: Brad Kleiman; music: Brad Kleiman/Jim Williams)

Bear with me, got a grizzly tale
Found a little piggy with a painted nail
Somebody seems to have left something behind
Recovered only one toe
Who wears the other nine?

This looks to be a tricky case
Got a feeling there’s a lot we don’t know
An incomplete foot race
We ain’t got Sheila, but we got her toe

Looks to be a mauling
There were tell-tale signs,
but nothing more appalling than what Sheila left behind
Among the claw-marked bark and fur-tangled hair,
right in the national park, someone left something there

We’re on a wild chase
Hot on the heels of a manipulative pro
Still haven’t found a trace
We’re in pursuit of Sheila
Where she is, we don’t know

We ain’t got Sheila, but we got her toe

studio version recorded 2022
mastered by Al Jones (Laminal Audio)

live version recorded 12/30/22 at Bowery Electric, NYC
Brad - vocals/guitar
Slim - vocals/guitar
Saxy - vocals/sax
Dean Rane - drums

video by Bobby Mace
photo by Dennis Young

special thanks to Kimberlin Brown
The Bold & The Beautiful