A

THE A.E. CREW (gang):
"Kid Watertower"
"New Party"

ABBA (band):
"Doorholder #3"

ABRAHAM LINCOLN (US President):
"Bartholomew Ritz (The 125-Year-Old Millionaire)"
"Modulok"

AGGRO LARRY (robot):
"Aggro Larry & The Dudicals"

ALADDIN SANE (played by David Bowie):
"Loyalty Cookie"
"Rock & Roll Reenie"

ALAN BOLTON (from Heartbreak High) (played by Jon Pollard):
"Bolton the Articulate Bigot"

ALEXANDER ALEXANDER:
"Alexander Albetserov"

ALFRED E. NEUMAN (Mad Magazine mascot):
"Alfred E. Neuman"
"Shapeshifters"
"Twenty-Two"

ALICE COOPER (musician, solo/Alice Cooper band):
"Flip An Omelet"
"Gobble it to Bits"

THE ALUMINUM FOILS (band):
"History of Greatness"

AMANDA LEPORE:
"The Mannequin Moved"

THE AMBIDETROUS HIGH-FIVE GANG (gang):
"The Ambidextrous High-Five Gang" - narrators

ANDREW DICE CLAY (comedian):
"Are You With This Guy?"

ANDY WARHOL (artist):
"Andy Warhol's Rabbit"
"Music Lover (Warhol Edition)"
"My Chameleon"

ANDY WARHOL'S RABBIT (rabbit):
"Andy Warhol's Rabbit"

ANNABELLE:
"Apple Calypso"
"Joyous Interruptus"

ANTON PERICH (videographer):
"A Glittering Facade"

THE APARTMENT WOLVES (wolves):
"Apartment Wolves"

ARETHA (shapeshifter):
"Formal Apologies to Shapeshifters"

ARNEL PINEDA (musician, Journey):
"Cast Change"

ARTHUR FONZARELLI (from Happy Days) (played by Henry Winkler):
"Arthur Fonzarelli Book Fair"
"Fonzie Time"

ARTIE LANGE (comedian) (from The Howard Stern Show):
"Puff Piece/Hatchet Job"

THE AUTO MECHANIC:
"The Ballad of Sprinkles"
"This Picture"

B

BABABOOEY - see: DELL'ABATE, GARY

THE BAD GAMBLER:
"Bad Gambler" - narrator

THE BAGEL SHOP HOTTIE (cashier):
"Bagel Shop Hottie"

THE BAKERS (bakers):
"Billionaires in Outer Space" - narrators
"Cake Walk"
"Darlings of the Donut World" - narrators
"Despite All Our Cakes" - narrators
"Just Desserts" - narrators
"Me & My Jackpot" - narrators
"More Billionaires in Outer Space" - narrators
"New Barista"
"Trixie" - narrators

THE BARSTOOL MENSCH:
"Barstool Mensch"
"Drinkin' On Your Dime"
"You Drank My Drink!"

THE BARTENDER a.k.a. THE 'TENDER:
"Damage Control (The Graphic Novel)"
"Tip You Tender"

BARTHOLOMEW RITZ (photographer):
"Bartholomew Ritz (The 125-Year-Old Millionaire)"

BATHTUB MARY (statue of Mary):
"Rainbow Game"

BATMAN (superhero) (from Batman) (played by Adam West):
"Aggro Larry & The Dudicals"
"Same Bat Channel"
"Soul Man vs. Soul Man"
"The Soundtrack of Loneliness"

BEAUTIFUL JIM KEY (horse):
"The Little Colt That Shouldn't"

BEE GEES (band):
"Discodozer"
"Flippant & Glib"
"Frisbee Fritz"

THE BEEKEEPER:
"Master of the Bees"

THE BEETLE (beetle):
"Beetle & The Barstool"

BIGFOOT a.k.a. SASQUATCH:
"A Wedding in the Mountains"

BILL SPENCER (from The Bold & The Beautiful) (played by Don Diamont):
"The ABC's of Me" - narrator

BILLY ABBOTT (from The Young & The Restless) (played by Jason Thompson):
"Billy Boy"
"Buckle Up, Buttercup!"

THE BIONIC MAN:
"Mr. Electric (and His Menacing Crickets)"

THE BIONIC WOMAN:
"Mr. Electric (and His Menacing Crickets)"

THE BIRD MAN:
"For the Birds"

BJORK (musician, solo/The Sugarcubes):
"Flip An Omelet"

BLAIR (musician, The Privileged Few):
"Bad Band, Blair"

BLONDIE (band):
"Night Vision"

BO JACKSON (athlete):
"He Got the EGOT"

BO ROCA (musician, End of the Future):
"Here is What You'll Find (Pissin' in a Forest)"

THE BORDER COLLIE IN THE MOON GOGGLES (dog):
"Boondoggle & The Nudnick Follies"

THE BOWLER:
"From Here to Hamilton" - narrator

BRAD K (musician, Jackie Puppet band):
"Bad Gift, Good Paper"
"Beer Garden" - narrator
"Doorholder #3" - narrator
"For the Crumbs"
"Vortex"
"We're No Thieves"
"A Wedding in the Mountains"
"Yeah, You Look Like Brent"
all songs featuring Jackie Puppet

BRENT:
"Yeah, You Look Like Brent"

BRET "THE HITMAN" HART (wrestler):
"Soul Man vs. Soul Man"

BROCCOLI BOYS, THE:
"Broccoli Boys of Jetson Time"

BRONX-BOUND LORETTA:
"Bronx-Bound Loretta"

BROOKE LOGAN (from The Bold & The Beautiful) (played by Katherine Kelly Lang):
"Playing Popeye"

BRUCE SPRINGSTEEN (musician, solo/E Street Band):
"Boss of The Boss"
"Lemon Dalliance"
"That's The Guy"

BRYAN FERRY (musician, solo/Roxy Music):
"My First Ferris Wheel"

BUCKY DENT (baseball player/manager):
"Horse Puckey"

THE BUGGLES (band):
"Radio Trivia"

BURT BANNER (from Saved By The Bell: Vegas Wedding) (played by Gilbert Gottfried):
"I Kick Your Butt, Burt Banner!"

BUTTERSCOTCH BRENDA:
"Around the World (and Brenda's Back)"
"Butterscotch Brenda"

BYRON H. NUDELMAN (Jackie Puppet band mascot):
"Nudelman Sticker Scavenger Hunt"
"Stephanie, For One"
"Twice Stolen Face"
"Welcome, Nudelmanians"
"What's The Catch?"
"We're No Thieves"

C

CAKEY, PRINCESS OF FLOUR (superhero):
"Cakey, Princess of Flour"

THE CANDY BAR DEALER:
"Candy Bar Dealer, Pt. 2"

CANDY DARLING (actress):
"A Glittering Facade"
"Jackie, Candy, & Holly (Hydra of Hilarity)"

CAPTAIN COIN:
"Flip An Omelet"

CAPTAIN SULU (from Star Trek) (played by George Takei):
"The ABC's of Me"

CAROLINA CAT LADY:
"Carolina Cat Lady"

CARROLL O'CONNOR (actor):
"Fancy Zeus"

THE CARTOONIST (cartoonist/elephant):
"Working for Peanuts"

THE CASTAWAYS:
"Overboard"

CATAMOUNT, CATHY a.k.a. ROCK & ROLL REENIE:
"Cathy Catmount"
"Rock & Roll Reenie"

THE CHAMELEON (lizard):
"My Chameleon"

CHARLENE WHITTENBURG (FROM PHOENICIA) (a.k.a. SHAIKO):
"Bad Gambler"
"Charlene Whittenburg (From Phoenicia)"
"Gravy" - narrator
"North Wind Bugaboo"

CHARLES ATLAS (a.k.a. CHARLIE ATLAS):
"Atlas Wars"

CHARLES WOOD (woodchuck):
"Charles Wood"

CHARLI XCX (musician, solo):
"Where The Cicadas At? (Parts 2 & 3)"

CHARLIE (shapeshifter):
"Formal Apologies to Shapeshifters"

CHARLIE BROWN (from Peanuts):
"Alfred E. Neuman"
"Working For Peanuts"

CHARLIE SHEEN (actor):
"Owl Alarm"
"Polishing the Copper"

CHARO (actress/musician):
"Daylight Robbery"

THE CHESHIRE TIGERS (tigers):
"Over-Amorous"

CHICHETTO (priest/poet):
"Smooth as Geppetto"

CHIEF MARTIN BRODY (from Jaws) (played by Roy Scheider):
"Zsaws"

CHRISTIE BRINKLEY (model):
"Yeah, You Look Like Christie Brinkley"

CHRISTINE CAMPBELL (from The New Adventures of Old Christine) (played by Julia Louis-Dreyfus):
"The Updown"

THE CHUCK E. CHEESE BAND (animatronic band):
"Pink Slips for Animatrons"

THE CICADAS:
"Where the Cicadas At?"
"Where the Cicadas At? (Parts 2 & 3)"

CINDERELLA:
"Buckle Up, Buttercup!"

CLAUDIA SCHIFFER (model):
"A Wedding in the Mountains"

THE CLIFFHANGER:
"Adirondack Rope Toss"

CLOWN KONG (clown):
"Bad Gambler"
"Charlene Whittenburg (From Pheonicia)"
"Five Dollar Pull" - narrator
"Guinea Pig Trip"
"A Kong's Ransom"
"Welcome to the RiDiCuLuM"

THE CLOWNFISH (clownfish):
"Octopi in the Face"

CLUCKY (hen):
"Horse Puckey"

COLOSSUS OF ROADS (giant):
"The Biggest Dinner Party"
"Colossus of Roads"

CORDELIA:
"Turquoise Noise"

COUNT BOUCHE (from The Bold & The Beautiful, sommelier) (played by Jimmie Walker):
"Count Bouche (Sommelier to the Stars)"

COUNT DRACULA (vampire):
"Count Rushmore's Art Gallery"
"Those Little Dracula Bites"
"Tryptofang"

COUNT RUSHMORE (vampire/art gallery owner):
"Count Rushmore's Art Gallery"

COUNTESS LUANN (from Real Housewives of New York):
"Catch Phrase" - narrator
"Money Can't Buy You Class" - narrator

COUPE DE VILLE:
"Kid Watertower" - narrator
"Lady Kerosene"
"New Party"
"Wolf Recreation"

CRAIG VANDENBURGH (actor):
"A Glittering Facade"

THE CRAMPS (band):
"Tice Tively Moking"

CRAZY JAY FROM AVENUE A:
"Bridge & Tunnel Banana Boat Tune"

THE CRICKET PHYSICISTS (crickets/physicists):
"Bolton the Articulate Bigot"
"Cricket Physicists"
"Mr. Electric (and His Menacing Crickets)"

CUFF & LINK (turtles) (from Rocky):
"Soul Man vs. Soul Man"

CURTIS THE ABSURDIST (Pop Tarts commercial mascot):
"Curtis the Absurdist"

CYCLOPS (superhero):
"Bad Optics"

D

DAKOTA:
"Finger Food Fuel"

DAME SOMERSAULT:
"Kid Watertower"
"Lady Kerosene"

DAN KRUG (artist):
"Lemon Dalliance"
"Vortex"

DAN SMITH (musician, solo):
"Dan Smith Will Teach You Guitar"

DANNY ROMALOTTI (from The Young & The Restless) (played by Michael Damian):
"Crossover Event"

DARK DOVES (band):
"The Bridge & Tunnel Banana Boat Tune"

DARYL HALL (musician, solo/Hall & Oates):
"Soul Man vs. Soul Man"

DARTBOARD DWAYNE:
"Dartboard Dwayne"
"Un Fritz mit Stein sagt Nein"

DAVID BOWIE (musician, solo):
"Loyalty Cookie"
"Rock & Roll Reenie"
"Theater Light Distraction"

DAVID JOHANSEN a.k.a. BUSTER POINDEXTER (musician, solo/New York Dolls):
"The Ol' Detroit Eye Tuck"

DAVID LEE ROTH (musician, solo/Van Halen):
"Gorilla Dust"
"L.A. Mic Stand Disaster 2015"
"Zapple" - narrator

DAVID LETTERMAN (talk show host):
"Guest Host Night"

DEACON SHARPE (from The Bold & The Beautiful) (played by Sean Kanan):
"Count Bouche (Sommelier to the Stars)"
"Daylight Robbery"
"Deacon & Sheila"
"I Refuse"
"She's Down to Eight"
"Sheacon Whittenbrau"

DEAD DEAN (musician, solo):
"Bad Band, Blair"
"What The Fuck is Water?" - narrator

DEION SANDERS (athlete):
"He Got the EGOT"

DENNIS YOUNG (musician, solo/Liquid Liquid):
"Ferric Oxide Never Sleeps"
"For the Crumbs"

DEPUTIVE CHIEF BRADLEY BAKER (from The Bold & The Beautiful) (played by Dan Martin):
"The Bumbling Baker Boys"
"Sheila's Toe"

DETECTIVE ALEX SANCHEZ (from The Bold & The Beautiful) (played by Jeremy Ray Valdez):
"The Bumbling Baker Boys"
"Sheila's Toe"

DETECTIVE ANTHONY SNOOPARONI:
"The Case of the Jetson Rocket Heist"
"Detective Snooparoni"
"(Except When I'm Playing Tag)"
"Peanut Brittle Madness"
"Scuba Bob"

DETECTIVE LENNY BRISCOE (from Law & Order) (played by Jerry Orbach):
"Detective Briscoe"
"Simpartico"

DICKHEAD DALTON:
"Dickhead Dalton"

DICKHEAD DOLPHIN (dolphin):
"Dickhead Dolphin"

THE DIGIDOG (robot dog):
"Digidog"
"Packbots"

DJ HILL (musician/DJ/comedian):
"Lemon Dalliance"
"North Wind Bugaboo"

DJ TM5 a.k.a. DJ PETE (DJ):
"Itching For a Fixture"

DOLLAWISHIS DAME (musician, solo):
"Bartholomew Ritz (The 125-Year-Old Millionaire)"

DOLLY PARTON (musician, solo):
"Dickhead Dolphin"

DON QUIXOTE:
"Mr. Electric (and His Menacing Crickets)"

DONNA LOGAN (from The Bold & The Beautiful) (played by Jennifer Gareis):
"Donna Loves Honey"

DONNA SUMMER (musician, solo):
"Discodozer"

DOUG a.k.a. DOUG THE DRUNKEN BEAST:
"Damage Control (The Graphic Novel)"

DOUGLAS (Drew Barrymore's dog) (from The Drew Barrymore Show):
"Rubbub"

DR. FRANK N FURTER (from Rocky Horror Picture Show) (played by Tim Curry):
"Rocky Horror Picture Jolt"

DR. FRANKENSTEIN:
"A Wedding in the Mountains"

DR. FRANKENSTEIN'S MONSTER a.k.a. FRANKENSTEIN:
"A Wedding in the Mountains"

DR. JOHN FINNEGAN (from The Bold & The Beautiful, doctor) (played by Tanner Novlan):
"Finn Found the Bebu"
"I Refuse"

DR. LI FINNEGAN (from The Bold & The Beautiful, doctor) (played by Naomi Matsuda):
"Worst First Work Day"

DR. LOU (musician, The Privileged Few):
"Anita Newbarr" (a.k.a. "I Need a New Bar")
"Bad Band, Blair"
"Wouldn't Book Us Either"

DR. SEUSS (writer):
"Horton Fears a Coup"

DREW BARRYMORE (actress/talk show host) (from The Drew Barrymore Show):
"Arthur Fonzarelli Book Fair"
"Drew Diligence"
"Guest Host Night"
"The Opposite Side (of the Interview)"
"Rubbub"
"Semi-Confidential"

THE DUDICALS (robot gang):
"Aggro Larry & The Dudicals"

DYLAN MCKAY (from Beverly Hills: 90210) (played by Luke Perry):
"Shadowcaster Anne"

E

E.T. THE EXTRATERRESTRIAL (extraterrestrial) (from E.T.):
"And You Thought the Ass Was Stubborn"

EDDIE BELL:
"Eddie Bell"

EDWARD SCISSORHANDS (from Edward Scissorhands) (played by Johnny Depp):
"Hideous Fancy"

THE EGGMAN:
"But Tonight's Another Story"

ELIZA:
"Eliza's Lips"

ELLE YVONNE (elephant/The Cartoonist's ex-wife):
"Working For Peanuts"

ELROY JETSON (from The Jetsons):
"The Case of the Jetson Rocket Heist"

ELVIS PRESLEY (musician, solo):
"Ghostrider"

THE EMU (emu):
"From Finn Found the Bebu"

ERIC THE ACTOR (from The Howard Stern Show):
"Oh, Phyllis!"

THE EVIL HORDE (gang) (from Masters of the Universe):
"Modulox"

F

THE FAERY:
"Knock Hockey Table Dancer"

FAIR LUCY:
"Homegrown & Propane"

THE FARMERS:
"Barnyard Brawl"
"Ganubi's Farm"
"Me, Kettlecorn, & Klaus"

FIBONACCI (mathematician):
"Power Chords & Minotaurs"

FIFI FOO (Dollawishis Dame's cat):
"Bartholomew Ritz (The 125-Year-Old Millionaire)"

THE FIDDLER THREE:
"The ABC's of Me"

FLASH GORDON (superhero):
"Mr. Electric (and His Menacing Crickets)"

THE FLASHER:
"Flash Gordon"

THE FOOL OF THE COUNTY:
"Fool of the County"

THE FORGER a.k.a. THE CLOCKWATCHER a.k.a. TEDIUM BOY:
"Clockwatcher"
"Pencil Stalactites"
"Slow Work Day"
"Tedium Boy (and the Daily Drag)"
"Whatta Dunce!"

THE FOX (fox):
"Fox & Grapes"

FRANCESCO FABRICA (fashion designer):
"Thank You, Thank You (Francesco Fabrica)"

FRANK BARONE (from Everybody Loves Raymond) (played by Peter Boyle):
"Cinnamon Glotz"

FRASIER CRANE (from Frasier) (played by Kelsey Grammer):
"Muffle It, Thunderthief!"

THE FRENCHMAN AT THE DELI:
"Scrimshaw Sneed" (a.k.a. "Frenchman at the Deli")

FRISBEE FRITZ:
"Frisbee Fritz"
"Un Fritz mit Stein sagt Nein"

THE FROG (frog):
"Duel Leaper"

G

GALLAGHER (comedian):
"Give That Man Some Elbow Room (Gallagher Splash Zone)"

GARLAND:
"Garland's Faux-Pas"

GARY DELL'ABATE (a.k.a. BABA BOOEY) (radio producer) (from The Howard Stern Show): 
"BabaBooey Forever (The Nickname Song)"
"FaFaFlunky"

GAYLE KING (news reporter):
"More Billionaires in Outer Space"

GENESIS (band):
"Watching the Watcher"

GEORGE COSTANZA (from Seinfeld) (played by Jason Alexander):
"Dickhead Dolphin"
"Oh, Hello Professor!"

GEPPETTO (puppeteer) (from Pinochcio):
"Smooth as Geppetto"

GERTRUDE (a.k.a. TRUDIE):
"Gertrude's Stein"
"Un Fritz mit Stein sagt Nein"
"Your Aunt Gertrude (Was a Table Dancer)"

GIBBS, THE - see: BEE GEES

GILLIGAN (from Gilligan's Island) (played by Bob Denver):
"Sally Smokes Seaweed"

THE GOAT (goat):
"Earned Your Ale (A Goat's Lament)"
"Goat"

THE GOLDFISH (goldfish):
"My Two Rescue Cats (Drove Me To Drink)"

GORDON:
"Flash Gordon"

GORILLA MONSOON (wrestler/announcer):
"Warrior Song"

GRACE SLICK (musician, Jefferson Airplane):
"Rock & Roll Reenie"

THE GRATEFUL DEAD (band):
"Twice Stolen Face"

THE GREEK CHOIR:
"Stephanie, For One" - narrators

GUIDED BY VOICES (band):
"The Act-Out"
"Searchin' for Laziza (from the Balcony Seats)"

GUTTERBALL JAMILA (bowler):
"Gutterball Jamila"
"Jamila's Perfect Game" - narrator

H

HARRY STYLES (musician, solo/One Direction):
"Tice Tively Moking"

HE-MAN (from Masters of the Universe):
"Modulok"

HEATHER:
"Power Chords & Minotaurs"

HEIDI KLUM:
"A Wedding in the Mountains"

HENRY WINKLER (actor):
"Arthur Fonzarelli Book Fair"

THE HIPPIE WIZARD:
"Vortex"

HOLLY WOODLAWN (actress):
"Jackie, Candy, & Holly (Hydra of Hilarity)"
:"Two Decent Respectable Hippies (Just Give Him Your Shoes!)"

HONKY TONK MAN (wrestler):
"Warrior Song"

HORDAK (from Masters of the Universe):
"Modulok"

HORTON:
"Horton Fears a Coup"

THE HOT SPRINTER:
"Hot Sprinter"

HOWARD STERN (radio personality) (from The Howard Stern Show):
"Boss of The Boss"
"Misery Schlep/Gratitude Hike"
"Puff Piece/Hatchet Job"
"The Soundtrack of Loneliness"
"Twin Mops" (Howard & Ralph edition)
"Use Your Zoom, Dickhead!"
"The Way She Does"
"A Wedding in the Mountains"
"Who's the Better Dish Washer?"

HULK HOGAN (wrestler):
"Cartooning the Classics (Hands Off Hogan)"
"Hulk vs. Hulk"

I

IDINA MENZEL (musician, solo):
"Miss Dazeem"

IGGY POP (musician, solo/The Stooges):
"One For The Man"
"Rock & Roll Reenie"

THE INCREDIBLE HULK (superhero) (from The Incredible Hulk) (played by Lou Ferrigno):
"Hulk vs. Hulk"
"She Wants the Hulk"

J

JACK ABBOTT (from The Young & The Restless) (played by Peter Bergman):
"Kicks & Giggles"
"That Good Old Considerate Emergency Alert System"

JACKIE CURTIS (actor/writer):
"A Glittering Facade"
"Jackie, Candy, & Holly (Hydra of Hilarity)"

JACKIE "THE JOKEMAN" MARTLING (comedian) (from The Howard Stern Show):
"Barnacles"
"Can We Keep the Name, Jackie?"
"Crestfallen & Tickled (Postal Faux-Pas)"
"Fanmail Overstock (P.O. Box Song)"
"He Who Laughs the Hardest"
"Jetty"
"Sewer Gators of the Northeast"
"Twice Stolen Face"

JACKIE PUPPET (band):
"Anita Newbarr" (a.k.a. "I Need a New Bar") - narrators
"Are We Entertainment?" - narrators
"Audible" - narrators
"Bad Band, Blair"
"Don't Throw Your Radios Away" - narrators
"Good Parking Spot, Small Audience" - narrators
"Hey, Montauk" - narrators
"Horns of Plenty" - narrators
Jukebox Puppet - narrators
"Kicks & Giggles" - narrators
"The Last Band of the Night" - narrators
Lemon Dalliance - narrators
"Let's Play a Float" - narrators
"The Little Group That Shouldn't" - narrators
"Pickleback Girls"
"Riley St. Clair (The Barnacle of Rockerfeller Street)" - narrators
"Rubber, Paper, or Plastic (No More Invitations)" - narrators

"Searchin' for Laziza (from the Balcony Seats)"
"Soured On Schtick" - narrators
"Tonight" - narrators
"Traction" - narrators
"Turn It Into A Song (The Jackie Puppet Manifesto)" - narrators
"Twice Stolen Face" - narrators
"Use Your Zoom, Dickhead!" - narrators
"Von Puppet" - narrators
"A Wedding in the Mountains"
"Wouldn't Book Us Either" - narrators

THE JACKIE PUPPET (from The Howard Stern Show, puppet):
"Eleven!"

JACKIE TOWN (band):
"That Was Pretty Great!" - narrators

JACKSON POLLOCK (artist):
"My Chameleon"

JAKE:
"Cake Walk"

JANE CRAZY:
"Jane Crazy"

JENNY JONES (comedian/talk show host) (from The Jenny Jones Show):
"Jenny's Joneses"

JEREMY (Drew Barrymore's bearded lizard):
"Semi-Confidential"

JERRY SEINFEILD (comedian) (from Seinfeld):
"Guest Host Night"

THE JETSONS (from The Jetsons):
"Broccoli Boys of Jetson Time"
"The Case of the Jerson Rocket Heist"
"Jetson Time Again"

JIM "THE ANVIL" NEIDHART (wrestler):
"Soul Man vs. Soul Man"

JIMMY KIMMEL (talk show host):
"L.A. Mic Stand Disaster 2015"

JOAN RIVERS (comedian/talk show host):
"Guest Host Night"

JOANNE "CINNAMON" GLOTZ (from Everybody Loves Raymond) (played by Suzie Plakson):
"Cinnamon Glotz"

THE JOCKEYS:
"Jockeys"
"Longshot"
"Opening Day"

JOE DALLESANDRO (actor):
"Two Decent Respectable Hippies (Just Give Him Your Shoes!)"

JOHN GABRIELE (musician, End of the Future):
"Bad Band, Blair"

JOHN OATES (musician, solo/Hall & Oates):
"Soul Man vs. Soul Man"

JOHN TRAVOLTA (actor):
"Miss Dazeem"

JOHNNY CARSON (talk show host):
"Guest Host Night"
"The Ol' Detroit Eye Tuck"

JOHNNY CASH (musician, solo):
"Cash Bash Tune Tackle"

JOHNNY FRATO (from The Howard Stern Show):
"Oh, Phyllis!"

JOHNNY LAWRENCE (from The Karate Kid/Cobra Kai) (played by William Zabka):
"Cobra Caveman"

THE JOLLY GREEN GIANT (giant):
"Jolly Green Carnivore"

JON BON JOVI (musician, Bon Jovi):
"He Got the EGOT"

JONAH LARSON (crocheter) (from The Drew Barrymore Show):
"Arthur Fonzarelli Book Fair"

THE JOURNALIST (a.k.a. TELEPROMPTER TOUGH GUY a.k.a. INDEX CARD BIFF):
"Are You Happy Being a Schmuck?"

THE JUDGE:
"Daylight Robbery"

JUDY JETSON (from The Jetsons):
"The Case of the Jetson Rocket Heist"

JULIE:
"Finger Food Fuel"

K

KATIE LOGAN (from The Bold & The Beautiful) (played by Heather Tom):
"The ABC's of Me"

KATY PERRY (musician, solo):
"Jane Crazy"
"More Billionaires in Outer Space"

KEITH RICHARDS (musician, The Rolling Stones):
"Music Lover (Warhol Edition)"
"Soul Man vs. Soul Man"

KELLY BUNDY (from Married...With Children) (played by Christina Applegate):
"Kelly Bundy Catcall"

KENNY ROGERS (musician, solo):
"Diggin' For Gold"
"Stoned on the Patio"

KETTLECORN (kettlecorn woman/wife of a farmer):
"Me, Kettlecorn, & Klaus"

KID WATERTOWER:
"Kid Watertower"
"Lady Kerosene"

KING KONG (gorilla):
"The Likes of You"

KLAUS (farmhand):
"Me, Kettlecorn, & Klaus"

THE KNIGHTS OF NUDELMANIA:
"Knights in White and Yellow"
"The Likes of You"

L

LADY KEROSENE a.k.a. LIL' JERSEY ANNA:
"Lady Kerosene" - narrator
"New Party"
"Wolf Recreation"

LARRY DALLAS (from Three's Company) (played by Richard Kline):
"Aggro Larry & The Dudicals"
"Superficial Larry"

THE LAST GRUNGE BAND (band):
"The Last Grunge Band"

THE LAST-SECOND ESCAPIST:
"Zoozoodio"

LAUGHING SHAMUS (leprechaun statue):
"Rainbow Game"

LAZIZA (band):
"Searchin' for Laziza (from the Balcony Seats)"

LEWIS & CLARK (explorers):
"Soul Man vs. Soul Man"

LIBERACE (musician, solo):
"Power Chords & Minotaurs"

THE LIGER (liger):
"Zebule"

LIGHTBULB MAN:
"Your Lightbulb Gives You Away"

LINCOLN, ABRAHAM

LISA MARIE PRESLEY (musician, solo):
"Ghostrider"

THE LITTLE TEAPOT:
"Owl Alarm"

LIZ:
"Apple Calypso"
"Joyous Interruptus"

THE LOCH NESS MONSTER a.k.a. NESSIE:
"I Found the Loch Ness Monster"
"Nessie"
"Owl Alarm"
"Sally Smokes Seaweed"
"Searchin' for Laziza (from the Balcony Seats)"

LOU FERRIGNO (actor/bodybuilder):
"Riley St. Clair (The Barnacle of Rockerfeller Street)"

LOU REED (musician, solo/The Velvet Underground):
"Are You Happy Being a Schmuck?" - narrator
"Jane Crazy"
"Music Lover (Warhol Edition)"
"Oregano"

LUCY (Drew Barrymore's dog) (from The Drew Barrymore Show):
"Rubbub"

LULU (shapeshifter):
"Formal Apologies to Shapeshifters"

LULU WONG (horse):
"Lulu Wong (in the 5th)"

LUNA NOZAWA (from The Bold & The Beautiful) (played by Lisa Yamada):
"You Cad"

M

MACHO MAN RANDY SAVAGE (wrestler)
"Macho Monsieur" - narrator

THE MAD CAULKER OF RIDGEMONT AVENUE:
"The Mad Caulker of Ridgemont Avenue"

MAGRITTE (artist):
"Tri-Athlete"

THE MAN FROM DORCESTER:
"Boston Volcano Spackle"

MANNY THE MOOCHER:
"Barstool Mensch"
"Drinkin' On Your Dime"
"You Drank My Drink!"

MARSHALL MCLUHAN a.k.a. MR. ELECTRIC:
"And You Thought the Ass Was Stubborn"
"Mr. Electric (and his Menacing Crickets)"

MATISSE (artist):
"Slow Work Day"

MATT HOOPER (from Jaws) (played by Richard Dreyfuss):
"Zsaws"

MAYOR LARRY VAUGHN (from Jaws) (played by Murray Hamilton):
"Zsaws"

MAX WEINBERG (musician, The E Street Band):
"That's The Guy"

THE MEDIUM:
"The Likes of You"

MELISSA THE BARISTA (barista):
"New Barista"

THE MELTIN' SANDS (band):
"History of Greatness"

MELVIN (shapeshifter):
"Shapeshifters"

MICHELLE PFEIFFER (actress):
"Rubbub"

MICK JAGGER (musician, The Rolling Stones):
"Music Lover (Warhol Edition)"
"Rock & Roll Reenie"
"Soul Man vs. Soul Man"

THE MINDSCOPE DOLL:
"Rubbub"

THE MINOTAUR (minotaur):
"Minotaur"
"Power Chords & Minotaurs"

MISS DAZEEN - see: IDINA MENZEL

MISS EIDELWEISS:
"Miss Eidelweiss"

MISS NEW JERSEY (pageant winner):
"The Games that You Want"

MISTRESS ELAINA (dominatrix) (from The Howard Stern Show):
"Mistress Elaina"

MODULOK (shapeshifter) (from Masters of the Universe):
"Modulok"

THE MONDAY NIGHT ARMCHAIR QUARTERBACK:
"Mondy Night Armchair Quarterback"

THE MOTAUR (Progressive Insurance commercial mascot) (played by Terrence Terrell):
"(Never Hitch a Ride with) The Motaur"

MOTIVATION (band):
"History of Greatness"

MOTORHEAD (band):
"Night Vision"

MR. ABREU (shapeshifter):
"Formal Apologies to Shapeshifters"

MR. BILL OF WINSLOW:
"Alfred E. Neuman"

MR. FANTASY (musician, solo):
"Jolly Roger Look Book"

THE MUNSTERS (from The Munsters):
"The ABC's of Me"

MR. POTATO HEAD:
"Horton Fears a Coup"

MR. TWO-FISTER:
"Mr. Two-Fister"

MR. YARN:
"Mr. Yarn"

MUSIC MAN (superhero created by Howard Stern):
"The Soundtrack of Loneliness"


N

NEIL YOUNG (musician, solo/Crazy Horse/Buffalo Springfield/CSN&Y):
"Use Your Zoom, Dickhead!"
"Vortex"

NELLIE MCKAY (musician, solo):
"Night Vision"

THE NEON FRANKENSTEIN TWINS:
"Neon Frankenstein Twins"

THE NEPOTISTA:
"Horton Fears a Coup"

NESSIE - see: THE LOCH NESS MONSTER

THE NEW YORK YANKEES (baseball team):
"Yankee Beard"

THE NEWSWOMAN:
"Bad Optics"

NICK MARONE (from The Bold & The Beautiful) (played by Jack Wagner):
"Playing Popeye"

NICK NEWMAN (from The Young & The Restless) (played by Joshua Morrow):
"Dream Scene Reenactment (A Wedding Debacle)"

NICO (musician, solo/The Velvet Underground):
"Music Lover (Warhol Edition)"

NILES CRANE (from Frasier) (played by David Hyde Pierce):
"Muffle It, Thunderthief!"

NORM MACDONALD (comedian):
"Puff Piece/Hatchet Job"

O

THE OCTOPI (octopi):
"Octopi in the Face"
"Seven Out of Eight Ain't Bad"
"Snap, Crackle, and... Is That An Octopus?"

THE ONE-TICK PONY (pony/drug transporter):
"One-Tick Pony"

OPHELIA:
"Ophelia's Redemption"

OPRAH WINFREY (entrepreneur):
"Misery Schlep/Gratitude Hike"

THE ORIGINAL THANKSTER (trucker):
"Original Thankster"

ORVILLE (from The Bold & The Beautiful, Count Bouche's Grandson) (played by Tariq):
"Count Bouche (Sommelier to the Stars)"

P

PBA PETE (bowler):
"PBA Pete"

PAMELA ANDERSON (actress):
"Microgenre Psychodrama"

PARACHUTE FOX (fox):
"Parachute Fox"

PATRICK:
"Immediate Outtakes"

PATTI SCIALFA (musician, E Street Band):
"Boss of The Boss"

PATTY:
"Immediate Outtakes"

PAUL (criminal):
"Spy vs. Spy"

PAUL MCCARTNEY (musician, solo/The Beatles):
"The Real McCartney"

PAULINE THE EGG SALAD LADY:
"Pauline The Egg Salad Lady"

PEANUT BUTTER SNOUT (trucker):
"The Original Thankster"

THE PEANUT GALLERY:
"The ABC's of Me"
"Courtside Peanut Gallery"
"Working For Peanuts"

PEARL JAM (band):
"Night Vision"

PEG LEG MARIA (waitress):
"Peg Leg Maria"

THE PEGASUS (winged horse):
"Animal Trap"

PENN & TELLER (magicians):
"I Kick Your Butt, Burt Banner!"

PETER GABRIEL (musician, solo/Genesis):
"Watching the Watcher"

PHINEUS GAGE:
"Hideous Fancy"

THE PHOTOGS:
"Charlene Whittenburg (From Phoenicia)"
"Use Your Zoom, Dickhead!"
"A Wedding in the Mountains"

PHYLLIS SUMMERS (from The Young & The Restless) (played by Michelle Stafford):
"Buckle Up, Buttercup!"
"Dream Scene Reenactment (A Wedding Debacle)"
"Horton Fears a Coup"
"Oh, Phyllis!"

THE PICKLEBACK GIRLS:
"Pickleback Girls"

THE PIRATES OF NUDELMANIA:
"Pirate Radio"

THE POOL SHARK:
"Chopstick Pool Tournament"
"Little English"

POPEYE THE SAILOR (from Popeye):
"Playing Popeye"

POWDER CLOWN & THE UNBELIEVABLES (band):
"History of Greatness"
"Stumbling Distance"

PRINCE (musician, solo):
"Funky Drummer Face"

PROCTOR & GAMBLE:
"Soul Man vs. Soul Man"

THE PUNCHBOWL SPIKER - see: RAMBO

Q

R

RALPH CIRELLA (stylist) (from The Howard Stern Show):
"Rubbub"
"The Soundtrack of Loneliness"
"Twin Mop" (Ralph & Howard edition)

RALPH FURLEY (from Three's Company) (played by Don Knotts):
"Horse Puckey"

RAMBO (from Rambo) (played by Sylvester Stallone):
"Punch Bowl Spiker"
"Rambo, The Mischievous"

RANDY LAY:
"Brand New Standards"
"Randy Lay"

RAY BALLY (musician, solo):
"Organic Matter"

RED COYOTES (band):
"Red Coyotes Initiation Song"

THE RED SOCK GURUS:
"Foulgarythms"

RENEE:
"Apple Calypso"
"Joyous Interuptus"

THE RESCUE CATS (cats):
"My Two Rescue Cats (Drove Me To Drink)"

THE RESCUE SQUAD:
"At the Shopping Mall"

RIC FLAIR (wrestler):
"Wrestling Match"

RICHARD CHRISTY (radio personality/musician) (from The Howard Stern Show):
"Slow, Creature, & Flash"

RICKY SYRES (puppeteer/artist):
"Saxhouette"

THE RIDDLER (villain) (from Batman) (played by Frank Gorshin):
"The Soundtrack of Loneliness"

RIDGE FORRESTER (from The Bold & The Beautiful) (played by Thorsten Kaye)
"Playing Popeye"

RILEY MARTIN (contactor of extraterrestrials) (from The Howard Stern Show):
"Horton Fears a Coup"
"The Sherrif Took Umbrage with That"

RILEY ST. CLAIR:
"Riley St. Clair (The Barnacle of Rockerfeller Street)"

RJ FORRESTER (from The Bold & The Beautiful) (played by Joshua Hoffman):
"You Cad"

ROAD WARRIOR ANIMAL (wrestler):
"Warrior Song"

ROAD WARRIOR HAWK (wrestler):
"Warrior Song"

ROB (criminal):
"Spy vs. Spy"

ROBERT BARONE (from Everybody Loves Raymond) (played by Brad Garrett):
"Cinnamon Glotz"

ROBIN (superhero) (played by Burt Ward):
"Soul Man vs. Soul Man"

ROBYN SLIM:
"Bad Gift, Good Paper"
"Oh, Clair!"
"RVdersehen"
"A Wedding in the Mountains"

ROCKY BALBOA (boxer) (from Rocky) (played by Sylvester Stallone):
"Soul Man vs. Soul Man"

RONNIE BROOKS (from Heartbreak High, teacher) (played by Angela Punch McGregor):
"Interloper"

RORY:
"But Tonight's Another Story"

ROSEANNE BARR (comedian/actress):
"Doorholder #3"

ROVER (dog):
"My Two Rescue Cats (Drove Me To Drink)"

ROWDY RODDY PIPER (wrestler):
"Semi-Confidential"

S

SAINT THERESA:
"Jacquandree"

SALLY THE MERMAID:
"Sally Smokes Seaweed"

THE SAMURAI:
"Samurai Koi Pond"

SANDARELLA:
"Turquoise Noise"

THE SANDMAN (from The Sandman graphic novel):
"Damage Control (The Graphic Novel)"
"Leotard Ladies"
"Smooth as Geppetto"

THE SASSY WAITRESS (waitress):
"Sassy Waitress"

SATURN (planet):
"Flattery Acid"
"Saturn's Charms"

SAXY JOE (musician, Jackie Puppet band):
"Bad Gambler"
"Out-Of-Character Road-Rager"
"Saxhouette"
"Straight from the Cup"
all songs featuring Jackie Puppet

SCARECROWS:
"Jacquandree"
"Scarecrow Diversions"

SCARELENE FRIGHTENBURG (FROM TRANSYLVANIA) (vampire):
"Count Rushmore's Art Gallery"
"Scarelene Frightenburg (From Transylvania)"
"Tryptofang"

THE SCHAMALIER (master bagel smearer):
"Modulox"

SCOOBY DOO (cartoon dog) (from Scooby Doo):
"Like a Scooby"
"Welcome To The Hideaway"

THE SCREWPICKHEADS (band):
"History of Greatness"

SCRIMSHAW SNEED:
"Scrimshaw Sneed" (a.k.a. "Frenchman at the Deli")

SCUBA BOB (diver):

'Bubble Agents"
"Sally Smokes Seaweed"
"Scuba Bob"

SEDENTARIAT (horse):
"Searchin' for Laziza (from the Balcony Seats)"

SEVEN-TEN STEVE (bowler):
"Jamila's Perfect Game" - narrator

SHARON NEWMAN (from The Young & The Restless) (played by Sharon Case):
"Dream Scene Reenactment (A Wedding Debacle)"

THE SEARCH TEAM:
"At the Shopping Mall"
"Tricky Grey Sky"

SECRET AGENT MANDRILL (mandrill):
"Secret Agent Mandrill"

SHADOWCASTER (horse):
"Shadowcaster Anne"

SHADOWCASTER ANNE (from Beverly Hills: 90210) (played by Alice Krige):
"Shadowcaster Anne"

SHEILA CARTER (from The Bold & The Beautiful) (played by Kimberlin Brown):
"Deacon & Sheila"
"I Refuse"
"She's Down To 8"
"Sheacon Whittenbrau"
"Sheila's Toe"
"Worst First Work Day"

SHERMAN HEMSLEY (actor):
"Flip An Omelet"

THE SHERPA:
"Adirondack Rope Toss"

THE SHERIFF:
"The Sheriff Took Umbrage with That"

SHERIFF SPAGHETTI:
"True Spaghetti Western"

SISTER CAROLINE:
"Sister Caroline"

THE SKIPPER (from Gilligan's Island) (played by Alan Hale, Jr.):
"Sally Smokes Seaweed"

THE SKUNK (skunk):
"Outpunk the Skunk"

SLARGO (villain created by Howard Stern):
"The Soundtrack of Loneliness"

SLIM (a.k.a. ACORN SLIM a.k.a. SOUTHSIDE SLIM) (musician, Jackie Puppet band):
"Bad Gift, Good Paper"
"History of Greatness"
"Oh, Clair!"
"Peg Leg Maria"
"RVdersehen"
"Vortex"
"We're No Thieves"
"A Wedding in the Mountains"
"Yeah, You Look Like Brent" - narrator
all songs featuring Jackie Puppet

THE SNOW PLOW MAN:
"Snow Plow Man"

THE SOCCER KID:
"Orange Rind Mouthpiece"

SONNY MALONE (from Xanadu) (played by Michael Beck):
"Xanadude"

THE SPACE BILLIONAIRES (space travelers):
"Billionaires in Outer Space"
"More Billionaires in Outer Space"

SPENCER, BILL (from The Bold & The Beautiful) (played by Don Diamont):
"The ABC's of Me" - narrator

THE SPHINX:
"A Spacious Room"

THE SPIDERS FROM MARS (David Bowie's band):
"Theater Light Distraction"

THE SPOKESMODEL:
"Daylight Robbery"

SPRINKLES (model/stripper):
"The Ballad of Sprinkles"
"Just Desserts"
"She Took Control"

SPY VS. SPY (from Mad Magazine):
"Spy vs. Spy"

THE SQUIDS (squids):
"Scuba Bob"
"Seven Out of Eight Ain't Bad"
"Song for the Squids"
"A Wedding in the Mountains"

THE STARLET:
"Drinks Until She Falls In Love"

THE STATUE OF LIBERTY:
"Polishing the Copper"

THE STENOGRAPHER:
"Boondoggle & The Nudnik Follies"
"Smooth as Geppetto"

STEPHANIE THE MERMAID:
"Sally Smokes Seaweed"
"Stephanie, For One"
"What's The Catch?"

STEVE BUSCEMI (actor):
"He Got the EGOT"

STEVE PERRY (musician, solo/Journey):
"Cast Change"

STEVE STRANGE (musician/club-owner):
"Hideous Fancy"

STEVE URKEL (from Family Matters) (played by Jaleel White):
"Polishing the Copper"

THE STICKLER:
"Dickhead Dolphin"
"Formal Apologies to Shapeshifters"
"Oregano"
"Raines Sandwich"
"The Stickler"

STING (wrestler):
"Warrior Song"

STOCKARD CHANNING (actress):
"Peanut Brittle Madness"

STRAY FAYE:
"Brand New Standards"

STEGA NONA:
"Jacquandree"

THE STROKES (band):
"Soho Truffle"

SUPERMAN (superhero) (played by Christopher Reeves):
"Mr. Electric (and His Menacing Crickets)"

SUPERSTAR BILLY GRAHAM (wrestler/announcer):
"Warrior Song"

SYLVIO DANTE (from The Sopranos) (played by Steven Van Zandt):
"Cheesefoot Dante"

SYSTEMLORD (musician/band):
"Give That Man Some Elbow Room (Gallagher Splash Zone)"

T

TABLOID TOMMY:
"(Except When I'm Playing Tag)"

TAYLOR MEAD (actor):
"A Glittering Facade"

TERPSICHORE a.k.a. KIRA (from Xanadu) (played by Olivia Newton-John):
"Xanadude"

TERRY SILVER (from The Karate Kid/Cobra Kai, karate sensai) (played by Thomas Ian Griffith):
"The Likes of You"

TICE TIVELY MOKING:
"Tice Tively Moking"

THE TICKET SCALPERS:
"Rubbub"
"Vortex"

TIFFANY:
"Tiffany (With a Vengeance)"

TIM BURTON (director):
"Hideous Fancy"

TINFOIL ANTENNA TANISHA:
"Kicks & Giggles"
"Sally Smokes Seaweed"
"Tinfoil Antenna Tanisha"

TOM STARR (from The Bold & The Beautiful, musician) (played by Clint Howard):
"H.O.T.T."
"I Refuse"

TONY SOPRANO (from The Sopranos) (played by James Gandolfini):
"Cheesefoot Dante"

TOPANGA (shapeshifter):
"Formal Apologies to Shapeshifters"

THE TOYS 'R US KID:
"Bad Optics"

THE TRI-ATHLETE:
"Tri-Athlete"

TRIXIE (baker):

"(Except When I'm Playing Tag)"
"Trixie"

TRYPTOFANG (vampire):
"Count Rushmore's Art Gallery"
"Tryptofang"

TUCKY PARKIS (musician, various bands):
"Horse Puckey"

THE TURNSTILE JUMPER:
"Turnstile Hop (Don't Do It)"
"Turnstile is Fare Pay"
"Turnstile Jumper"

THE TWIN STRIPPERS (strippers):
"Twin Mops (Stripper addiction)"

U

THE ULTIMATE WARRIOR (wrestler):
"Warrior Song"

UNCANNY MALORIE:
"A Spacious Room"
"Power Chords & Minotaurs"
"Uncanny Malorie"

V

VAMPIRA (vampire):
"Tryptofang"

VAMPIRELLA (vampire):
"Those Little Dracula Bites"

VAN HALEN (band):
"L.A. Mic Stand Disaster 2015"

VANILLA SUNDAE (horse):
"My Runaway"

VANILLA SUNDAE (stripper):
"Just Desserts"

VANNA WHITE (from Wheel of Fortune) (model/TV game show co-host):
"I'd Like to Buy a Vowel"

THE VELVET UNDERGROUND (band):
"Music Lover (Warhol Edition)"

VICTOR NEWMAN (from The Young & The Restless) (played by Eric Braeden):
"That Good Old Considerate Emergency Alert System"

THE VIDEO PUNKS:
"Video Punks"

THE VILLAGE PEOPLE (band):
"Discodozer"

VINCENT GALLO (director/actor):
"Who's the Better Dish Washer?"

VOLTRON (from Voltron):
"The Biggest Dinner Party"
"Voltron (of the Serengeti)"

W

WALDO JEFFERS (from The Velvet Underground's "The Gift"):
"Hideous Fancy"

WALLY THE WANNABE WHALE (guy in whale costume):
"Macho Monsieur"

THE WEASEL (weasel):
"Zebule"

THE WEEKLINGS (band):
"That's The Guy"

THE WILD & CRAZY GUYS (from Saturday Night Live) (played by Steve Martin & Dan Aykroyd):
"Rubbub" (as two rum drinkers)
"We Have a Way (With the Ladies)"

WILLY NILLY (horse):
"Willy Nilly Fastest Filly"

THE WOMAN IN THE ORANGE MINK STOLE:
"Boondoggle & The Nudnik Follies"

X

THE X-MEN (superheroes):
"Bad Optics"

Y

THE YETI:
"Find the Yeti"

YOSEMITE SAM (from Looney Tunes):
"Varmints"

"YOUR FACE" MAN (shapeshfiter) (from Plympton's Your Face):
"Shapeshifters"

Z

THE ZEBULE (zebule):
"Zebule"

ZEUS:
"Fancy Zeus"

ZENDE FORRESTER DOMINGUEZ (from The Bold & The Beautiful) (played by Delon De Metz):
"Hot Hand"
"You Cad"

ZIGGY STARDUST (played by David Bowie):
"Rock & Roll Reenie"
"Theater Light Distraction"

ZIPPO SHECKELS (comedian):
"Kicks & Giggles"

ZSAWS (shark) (from Jaws):
"Zsaws"