"The Games That You Want"
(lyrics by Brad Kleiman; music by Joe Braverman)

She's a hotsie-totsy
in a Miss New Jersey sash
She said, "Let's play Yahtzee!
Let's play Balderdash!"

I've only got Upwords, Sorry,
Game of Life, and Scattegories

Just because you won the pageant,
doesn't mean you're gonna get the games that you want
Yeah, just because you won the pageant,
doesn't mean you're gonna get the games that you want

She's a mink stole minx
with a tiara on her head
She says, "Let's play Tiddlywinks!
Let's play Simon Says!"

I've only got Upwords, Sorry,
Game of Life, and Scattegories

Just because you won the pageant,
doesn't mean you're gonna get the games that you want
Yeah, just because you won the pageant,
doesn't mean you're gonna get the games that you want