"Eh, Why Not!?"
(compilation, 2016)

Jackie Puppet:
Acorn Slim - vocals/guitar/beer bottle
Brad Kleiman - vocals/guitar
Saxy Joe - sax/flute/vocals/beer bottle
Glenn Hillman - drums (tracks 7-8)
Grace Bergere - bass (track 7)

Ricky - drums (track 4-5)
Josch Boris Khodakovsky - bass (track 8)

tracks 1 & 8 written by Acorn Slim
tracks 2, 5-7 written by Brad Kleiman
track 3 written by Acorn Slim/Brad Kleiman
track 4 written by Acorn Slim/Brad Kleiman/Saxy Joe/Ricky

track 1 & 6 recorded at Crossroads, Garwood, NJ
track 4 recorded at King Killer Studios, Brooklyn, NY
track 7 recorded at Stone Pony, Asbury Park NJ
track 8 recorded at Fifth Estate, Brooklyn, NY

artwork by Brad Kleiman

Lyrics:

"Opening Day"

Well, it's opening day
Well, it's opening day
Well, it's opening day
at the track

We wanna watch the horses
We wanna bet on the horses

"The Hang-Up"

Before you hang up,
please let me say one thing
I won't take too much of your time
Before you give up
on listening
Before you click me off the line

Before we go through the same old thing
Before you change your mind

Before you hang up,
please let me say one thing
Before you hang up

I was marching in the light parade,
trying to find a cure for the night
Now I'm running with the night brigade,
trying to reclaim the light

Trying not to be afraid
But I can't shake the fright

Before you hang up,
please let me say one thing
Before you hang up

"Beer Garden"

In the beer garden,
I discovered Old Capital
In the beer garden,
I discovered Cricket Hill

Lots of pretty women
Lots of plastic cups
You empty them,
they fill them back up

In the beer garden,
I stumbled and I slurred
In the beer garden,
my vision was blurred

Lots of pretty women
Lots of plastic cups
You empty them,
they fill them back up

"Dan Smith Will Teach You Guitar"

Dan Smith will teach you guitar
Dan Smith will teach you
Let Dan Smith teach you guitar,
and all your dreams will come true

Dan Smith will teach you guitar,
because Dan Smith loves you
Let Dan Smith teach you guitar
He really, really wants to

Dan Smith will teach you guitar
He really wants to

Take the subway to Dan Smith's home,
where Dan Smith will watch you
Dan Smith's got a metronome
with which Dan Smith will clock you

Dan Smith's got a style of his own,
and Dan Smith's ready to rock you
He learned his tricks in the mountains alone
His mystic riffs will shock you

Dan Smith will teach you guitar
He really wants to