“Weed Wagon”
(lyrics & music by Brad Kleiman/Jim Williams/Joe Braverman)

Slim's been on the weed wagon

dreams of green things that attack him

little green men and 10-foot dragons

Sure do miss the days of dime-baggin'...

Slim’s been on the weed wagon
Slim’s been on the weed wagon

 

Don't worry baby

The weed will be waiting for you

 

Saxy's days have been dragging 

Work has got his mood sagging

Kidney beer subject to tagging

Flying low to escape the flagging

Saxy’s on the weed wagon
Saxy’s on the weed wagon

Don't worry baby
The weed will be waiting for you

 

Brad don't mean to be braggin'

It's not on you that he's raggin'

While you zig he's been zagging 

He's not on the weed wagon

Brad’s not on the weed wagon
Brad’s now on the weed wagon

Don't worry baby
The weed will be waitinf for you