"Twenty-Two"
(lyrics by Brad Kleiman; music by Jim Williams)

Let me be your waterbed
Sleep-swim into me
Let me be your bobble-head
I'll never disagree

Let me be your nasal spray
Keep your blow holes free
Let me be your Tanqueray
You're tonic to me

I love my Big-League Chew
It makes me feel Twenty-Two

Let me be your Dalmatian
Spot me in a crowd
Let me be your Peter Gatien
Limelight your doubts

Let me be your symmetry
That's called good grooming
Let me be your Alfred E.
in an old magazine

I love my Big-League Chew
It makes me feel Twenty-Two