"The Mannequin Moved"
(lyrics & music by Brad Kleiman)

Saw a fiberglass woman

sitting in a window display
Now my world’s fast-moving,
but I stopped a minute this day

Had to take a good gander,
but what I saw next sent me straight to the shrink
It’s not fake, it’s “Evander”,
I promise that I saw her eyes do a blink

The mannequin moved
I cannot give proof
Not “he said/she said”
It’s just only “me said”

Is she automaton?
Is it the stuff that I’m on?
Would not believe it
if I hadn’t seen it