"Slow Work Day"
(lyrics & music by Brad Kleiman)

Rubber band balls
and paper clip bracelets
It's a slow work day
Staring at the walls,
there's so much time, how do I waste it?
It's a slow work day

So I'm gorging on a piece
of gorgonzola cheese
and I'm forging a Matisse
Gonna sell it on the street

Pencil chewin'
and pen-cap flicks
It's a slow work day
No tongue-glue-in',
yeah, no envelope licks
It's a slow work day

So I'm gorging on a piece
of gorgonzola cheese
and I'm forging a Matisse
Gonna sell it on the street