"Rock & Roll Reenie"
(lyrics & music by Brad Kleiman)

Yeah, you all know Lippy Mick
And you've heard of Gracie Slick
But do you know Rock & Roll Reenie?

Everyone's into Ziggy Sane,
Leather Lou, and Sweety Jane
But who's hip to Rock & Roll Reenie?

Rock & Roll Reenie's gonna peacock strut
Rock & Roll Reenie's gonna tell you what
Rock & Roll Reenie's gonna call the shots
Rock & Roll Reenie's gonna lease the yachts
Rock! Rock! Rock! Rock! Rock! Rock!
Rock & Roll Reenie!

Yeah, you've seen that Iggy dance
Dressed in just his shoes and pants
But have you seen Rock & Roll Reenie?

Rock & Roll Reenie's gonna peacock strut
Rock & Roll Reenie's gonna tell you what
Rock & Roll Reenie's gonna call the shots
Rock & Roll Reenie's gonna lease the yachts
Rock! Rock! Rock! Rock! Rock! Rock!
Rock & Roll Reenie!