"Oregano"
(lyrics & music by Brad Kleiman)

That's not acid
It's just a stamp
That's not an orgasm
It's just a cramp

That's not Lou Reed
Kind of sounds like him, though
That's not weed
That's oregano

That's not wine
It's Welch's grape
That's not a monkey
It's actually an ape

That's not butter
Kind of tastes like it though
That's not weed
that's oregano