"Dan Smith Will Teach You Guitar"
(lyrics & music by Jim Williams)


Dan Smith will teach you guitar
Dan Smith will teach you
Let Dan Smith teach you guitar,
and all your dreams will come true

Dan Smith will teach you guitar,
because Dan Smith loves you
Let Dan Smith teach you guitar
He really, really wants to

Dan Smith will teach you guitar
He really wants to


Take the subway to Dan Smith's home,
where Dan Smith will watch you
Dan Smith's got a metronome
with which Dan Smith will clock you

Dan Smith's got a style of his own,
and Dan Smith's ready to rock you
He learned his tricks in the mountains alone
His mystic riffs will shock you

Dan Smith will teach you guitar
He really wants to