“Cobra Caveman”
(written by Brad Kleiman)

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He flicks the bottle caps
He slugs the Banquets back
Boombox is still intact
He likes to crank the RATT

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He doesn’t watch his speech
Shrugs off the thought police
Won’t learn new tricks you teach
Just wants to drink in peace

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Thaw me out and reconnect me to better days
Check me out and redirect me to my getaway
He’s a shining light
of holding on to something tight
and keeping it going in a world that’s mad mad mad mad mad mad mad

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