"Carolina Cat Lady"
(lyrics & music by Joe Braverman)

Carolina Cat Lady
How will she survive?
Twenty five cats
Impending Cat 5

Left chow in their bins
Drinks in their tins
And prayers that were a whisper
under the howling winds
She asked forgiveness for her sins

Carolina Cat Lady
How will she survive?
Twenty five cats
Impending Cat 5

Ignored the reporters
Turned back against orders
Blew past the cops
at the watershed border

Back with the van,
she returned in the dark
And her twenty five kitties,
they boarded the ark