"Beer Garden"
(lyrics & music by Brad Kleiman)

In the beer garden,
I discovered Old Capital
In the beer garden,
I discovered Cricket Hill

Lots of pretty women
Lots of plastic cups
You empty them,
they fill them back up

In the beer garden,
I stumbled and I slurred
In the beer garden,
my vision was blurred

Lots of pretty women
Lots of plastic cups
You empty them,
they fill them back up