"700 Hefty Bags of Pot"
(lyrics by Brad Kleiman; music by Jim Williams)

You left the diamond door unlocked
and those dumptrucks, they took off with the lot
You left the diamond door unlocked,
and those dumptrucks, they took off with the lot

They took the only good thing,
yeah, they took the only good thing that you got
They got your prized possession,
yeah the seven hundred hefty bags of pot