"5 Dollar Pull"
(lyrics by Brad Kleiman; music by Jim Williams)

At a Knoxville bar,
if you know the guy,
he'll hook you up 
with the good moonshine

It's a 5 dollar pull
5 dollar pull

Real clowns,
they know to freeze
when the elephants stampede
Those monster trunks’ll jump ya
if you know to keep still
Every real clown knows they will

When Johnny the freak
chased his other half,
most of us shrieked,
and some of them laughed

I said, when Johnny the freak
chased his other half,
most of us shrieked,
and some of them laughed

But, at a Knoxville bar,
if you know the guy,
he'll hook you up
with the good moonshine

It's a 5 dollar pull
5 dollar pull